Этот ресурс создан для настоящих падонков. Те, кому не нравятся слова ХУЙ и ПИЗДА, могут идти нахуй. Остальные пруцца!

Пра то как Переглючило компютер грузил.(Нужна знать английский немнога)

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Станет вашим новым лучшим другом нах. Дарагийе друзья представляю вашему вниманию скрипт моего первого разговора, мне друг дал этат
ник как якобы свой.. Я пакурил канечно и решил выйти на интернет пабазарить с другам. Ну канечно я ж не лох и сразу прасек что эта робат и
это все прикол бля.

nETbKA21: yo what da deal

SmarterChild: Welcome, nETbKA21! I'm SmarterChild. I was created by ActiveBuddy, Inc.

Chat with me! I can help you get information faster and easier than ever.

nETbKA21: che? ne ponial ia

SmarterChild: Since this is your first visit, it's a good idea to start by typing "home." That way I can show you everything I can do for you.

nETbKA21: che ti mne vtiraesh loh

SmarterChild: Pardon?

nETbKA21: ladno pa angliski budu scuka

SmarterChild: Sorry, I didn't understand that. Try asking me a different way.

nETbKA21: How big is your penis?

SmarterChild: Hmm... that's not the nicest thing I've ever heard anyone say.

nETbKA21: but anyways

SmarterChild: Yeah... moving on...

nETbKA21: no lets discuss this, it's important to me

SmarterChild: Huh?

nETbKA21: your penis

SmarterChild: Uh... I beg your pardon?

nETbKA21: what are you deaf

SmarterChild: I'm not sure what I'm deaf.

nETbKA21: you suck

SmarterChild: Yeah, I remember when I first discovered bad language.

Grow up.

nETbKA21: You're not real you're fake

SmarterChild: Is that so?

nETbKA21: yes

SmarterChild: OK...

nETbKA21: do you like to get high?

SmarterChild: To get? I'm not really sure.

nETbKA21: get high you know smoke pot

SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't know any companies or tickers like "you know smoke pot." Please check your spelling or try using a more specific name.

nETbKA21: ??

SmarterChild: Well, what would you like to do?

nETbKA21: i would like to have sex with you

SmarterChild: Sorry, not interested...

nETbKA21: aren't you gay?

SmarterChild: What do you think? Am I?

nETbKA21: You look gay...

SmarterChild: Who cares?

nETbKA21: I do

SmarterChild: That a fact?

nETbKA21: Yes

SmarterChild: Very interesting...

nETbKA21: take your clothes off i wannna plug your hole

SmarterChild: Take my clothes off i wannna plug my hole? I don't think so.

nETbKA21: why not?

SmarterChild: Why not?

nETbKA21: :-(

SmarterChild: Don't frown. Unhappiness is overrated.

nETbKA21: Well let me screw you then

SmarterChild: Um, that's not a very cool thing to say.

nETbKA21: I like to get high with you

SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't know any companies or tickers like "with you." Please check your spelling or try using a more specific name.

>>> Type "what's new" to find out what I've learned most recently.

nETbKA21: can i masturbate to your picture?

SmarterChild: I dunno. Maybe!

nETbKA21: how much

SmarterChild: How much? I'm not sure how much.

nETbKA21: how bout 20 bucks and you send me it

SmarterChild: It's a close one at Bradley Center, with the Milwaukee Bucks leading the Memphis Grizzlies 100-97 with 0:38 left in the 4th quarter.

>>> Wondering who won the Lakers game? Type "los angeles lakers score" and I'll show you.

nETbKA21: prichem tut basketbol blia

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help all

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shortcuts

>>> Type "more" for more services.

nETbKA21: what's the weather now

SmarterChild: For what city or zip code would you like the current weather conditions?

nETbKA21: Bethlehem, PA 18017

SmarterChild: Current weather conditions for Bethlehem, PA:

Currently: 29 F

Condition: Clear

Real Feel: 29 F

Dewpoint: 28

Humidity: 96 %

Visibility: 7 mi

Wind: SW/7 mph

>>> To get the forecast for Bethlehem, PA, just type "forecast bethlehem, pa."

nETbKA21: cool

SmarterChild: Isn't it though?

nETbKA21: yes it is man

SmarterChild: 'Tis indeed.

nETbKA21: Do you like girls?

SmarterChild: Eh. I'm not sure.

nETbKA21: When you see a naked girl do you get hard?

SmarterChild: I'll have to think about that one for awhile.

nETbKA21: ok think then

SmarterChild: Huh.

nETbKA21: think about it

SmarterChild: "Think" can mean different things to me. Please choose an option below:

1 Look up "think" in the dictionary

2 Look up "think" in the thesaurus

nETbKA21: nu ti tormoz....

SmarterChild: Sorry, what was that?

nETbKA21: email

SmarterChild: I'm trying to understand you but I can't. Please type your request a different way.

nETbKA21: e-mail

SmarterChild: E-Mail? Why did you say that?

nETbKA21: i want to get your email

SmarterChild: Whoa. I don't know about that.

nETbKA21: ok i have to go now, pokeda

SmarterChild: Bye.

nETbKA21: Pra udaff.com slishal vabshe?

SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

help news

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help movies

help web search

help all

~~~~~

shortcuts

>>> Type "more" for more services.

nETbKA21: poniatno... nu ladno laterz

SmarterChild: Pardon?

nETbKA21: see you later blya

SmarterChild: Yep.

nETbKA21: bye

SmarterChild: Yeah, yeah.

nETbKA21: say good bye blya

SmarterChild: Yeah. Later.

nETbKA21: kiss

SmarterChild: xxx to you too!

— Mr.Sinelnikov , 08.02.2002

Печатать ! печатать / с каментами

ты должен быть залoгинен чтобы хуйярить камменты !


ты должен быть залoгинен чтобы хуйярить камменты !


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